"But she always gave us shit about assparade reading comics in high school. What's she doing here?"
"Don't you assparade have anything assparade jasmine worth looking at movies?" she asked Daniel.
"Excuse me, Sir," she said assparade to Daniel, "May assparade I assparade use your storeroom for assparade a moment."
"What the fuck?" I asked as Daniel locked the front entrance and pulled down metal shutters across the assparade windows assparade.
"Angie was in my psych class before I dropped out," he explained, "That's assparade jasmine when I discovered she was deeply susceptible assparade to hypnosis and post-hypnotic suggestion."
"Tremble, evildoers." she shouted. "TurboWhore is here."
In addition assparade to the movies outfit assparade, she had teased her blonde hair up and out with what assparade must have been an entire can of mousse assparade. Her cheeks were assparade rouged and her lips and nails were bright red. She could have stepped out of the pages of the assparade trashiest comic.
"Drop assparade the sandwich, D-Man. Drop it and fuck me. My hot, juicy pussy is assparade all the assparade meat you can assparade handle movies tonight."
Damn him. He never misses an opportunity to remind me of jasmine that stupid supehero name I came up with when I was 11. I was 11, damn it. What the hell did I assparade know? All the good names had been taken by DC and Marvel anyway.
"Or perhaps I will defeat you assparade with my Backdoor assparade jasmine Barrage. TurboWhore has forced bigger cocks than yours into her tight little asshole, I assure you. Or will it be my red-hot assparade jasmine Power Pussy assparade that will suck the evil will from movies your assparade man-meat? Who can say? But no assparade matter how, in the end TurboWhore will fuck assparade you to defeat. Resolve yourself to assparade jasmine the assparade screw of a assparade lifetime."
"No," I said when he handed movies me the sandwich.
"I assparade jasmine ain't taking no fucking Salami Sandwich of Doom. That's stupid assparade."
"Come assparade on, man assparade," Daniel pleaded, "If she doesn't assparade think the city is assparade in danger she assparade jasmine won't assparade fuck assparade me. I'll have to come assparade up with assparade another threat assparade."
"Three." I said and assparade then cursed myself for being drawn into his stupid game.
"It jasmine does, doesn't assparade jasmine it assparade D-Man assparade," Angie cooed, "Give in to the pleasure."
"Never. You leave me no choice assparade, TurboWhore, but to unleash my most horrible defense. I will imagine assparade Lady Margaret Thatcher assparade jasmine....NAKED."
"Never. I'll do it. The assparade Iron Lady...Standing before Parliament movies...Explaining economic policy...Wearing nothing but a pair of fishnet stockings. And who is that assparade coming assparade to join her? It's...it's...A Naked Allen Greenspan. In cowboy boots."
"Not assparade jasmine so fast assparade, D-Man," said Angie, her voice low, deadly. "You seem assparade to have forgotten my most devastating weapons: My TurboTitties."
"Damn you, you Super Slut jasmine!" said assparade Daniel assparade "I never thought..."
"So, evildoer, you would try and assparade jasmine destroy the city while TurboWhore assparade was fucking your boss into submission," said Angie.
He was grinning movies bigger than when Angie had assparade been lubing his cock.
"Angie?" said the woman stroking my scrotum, "There is assparade no Angie. The assparade slut that kneels assparade before you is assparade jasmine TurboWhore, the movies Scarlet Harlot, blessed with superhuman deep throat powers given to her by the assparade bite of assparade a radioactive prostitute."
"Not so anxious to destroy the city now assparade, are you villain?" she assparade beamed.
"A assparade little bit?.? Daniel assparade, you've turned a human assparade being into your fuck toy. I can't believe I participated in this."
"Oh don't let it bother you, my friend jasmine," said Daniel assparade, "She won't assparade remember a bit of it and I won't tell anybody. Hell, who would believe me if they assparade didn't see assparade it for assparade jasmine themselves? But really, you should come by same time tomorrow assparade night; Dominique Campbell and Sela Sanders are coming by--or rather their alter egos assparade are: Captain Booty movies and her 69ing assparade sidekick CunniBunny."
"Even dozen, at various stages of development. Takes about 40 hours assparade worth of hypnotic conditioning to get assparade them as deep into the role as Angie. Always jasmine on the assparade look out for more, though. Any suggestions?"
"OK assparade jasmine, man assparade," said Daniel assparade, obviously disappointed but assparade resolved assparade. "Still friends?"
"You will go about assparade your week and not think about me or Chad or the comic shop. You will make assparade sure that you don't have any plans assparade Tuesday night. Tuesday night is Angie's special time assparade for herself."
"Angie's assparade special time..."
"I don't know why I keep coming assparade jasmine here," said Angie. "You assparade never have anything that I want."
"Well, uh, yeah. She does," I had to agree, "But I shouldn't have..."
"Hey assparade jasmine, you can't go through movies life only assparade doing things that you should assparade; you'll die of assparade boredom." Daniel said. "Really assparade, you should come assparade by assparade tomorrow. Dominique and Sela are more fun to just watch if you aren't comfortable participating assparade."
"No movies, man. No." I protested. "This is movies wrong. I...I love Jeannie. I really assparade shouldn't have stayed here tonight."
"O.K assparade. It was fun to have the dynamic duo together again assparade, but assparade I guess I'm still flying solo."
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